"I KEEP TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT, BUT IT KEEPS FOLLOWING ME"
GOOD LUCK LOSERS ON YOUR WEEK 2
WEIGH-IN!
GOOD LUCK LOSERS ON YOUR WEEK 2
WEIGH-IN!

WEIGHT LOSS TIPS
IF YOU EAT SOMETHING AND NO ONE SEES YOU EAT IT, IT HAS NO CALORIES.
IF YOU FATTEN UP EVERYONE ELSE AROUND YOU, THEN YOU LOOK THINNER!
IF YOU DRINK A DIET SODA WITH A CANDY BAR, THE CALORIES IN THE CANDY BAR ARE CANCELED OUT BY THE DIET SODA.
DID YOU EVER SEE THE CUSTOMERS IN A HEALTH-FOOD STORE? THEY ARE PALE, SKINNY PEOPLE WHO LOOK HALF DEAD. IN A STEAK HOUSE YOU SEE ROBUST, RUDDY PEOPLE. THEY'RE DYING OF COURSE BUT THEY LOOK TERRIFIC!!
1.24% loss. Good luck everyone
ReplyDelete.73% loss
ReplyDeletefunny quotes, I particularly like the diet soda/candy bar one!! :)
ReplyDeleteI have a loss of 1.56%
Ok so not a good week. Loss .5% but I have a dozen excuses (3 chocolate frosted, 3 jelly, 3 glazed, and 3 sprinkles). Next week is mine, watch out you losers!!!
ReplyDeleteI almost forgot to post, Karen C and I too busy celebrating her last days at work. Gonna miss her, but so going to kick her a@#t in this contest....
ReplyDeleteLuv Ya K :)
Just a tiny 0.66% loss for me, but I didn't get to exercise at all last week and had a few cheat meals, so I'll take it and run, literally. Until next week, congrats to all us losers.
Amy has completely sabotaged my hard work but I forgive her already. I have a loss of .56%
ReplyDeleteMarc had a loss of 1.44%
ReplyDelete1.0% loss
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